1 00:00:08,263 --> 00:00:12,025 We simply must be brave, mustn't we? 2 00:00:12,456 --> 00:00:14,300 Heaven knows it'll be hard. 3 00:00:14,783 --> 00:00:16,535 It'll be beastly. 4 00:00:17,443 --> 00:00:20,368 But we're strong people, Tony, you and I. 5 00:00:20,669 --> 00:00:23,604 And what we feel for each other, it'll endure. 6 00:00:23,730 --> 00:00:25,998 It will endure. 7 00:00:29,703 --> 00:00:31,804 I shall stay in my shop. 8 00:00:32,096 --> 00:00:33,694 And you and yours. 9 00:00:34,658 --> 00:00:37,871 And all I ask is that you don't grow to hate me. 10 00:00:37,997 --> 00:00:40,071 How could I hate you, Madeline? 11 00:00:40,196 --> 00:00:42,509 You mean everything to me. 12 00:00:43,853 --> 00:00:45,683 What the hell was that? 13 00:00:45,809 --> 00:00:47,109 Cut. 14 00:00:47,785 --> 00:00:49,140 Billy, what was that? 15 00:00:49,265 --> 00:00:51,500 Just a car back bar, I think, mister. 16 00:00:51,625 --> 00:00:53,421 That sounded like a pistol. 17 00:00:53,603 --> 00:00:55,465 It didn't sound like a ruddy pistol, Stu. 18 00:00:55,591 --> 00:00:57,499 - You all right, my pet? - Yeah, I'm fine. 19 00:00:57,624 --> 00:00:59,584 I think I'm just a bit tired. 20 00:00:59,710 --> 00:01:01,240 Of course, darling. You must be. 21 00:01:01,366 --> 00:01:03,734 Tell you what, how about a proper dinner after this? 22 00:01:03,860 --> 00:01:05,879 Like we used to before the war. 23 00:01:06,005 --> 00:01:07,780 Oh, yeah. That would be wonderful. 24 00:01:07,905 --> 00:01:10,360 Ah, none of this canteen muck. No offence. 25 00:01:12,141 --> 00:01:15,760 - Sandra, are you okay? - Yes, yes, Jessie, I'm fine. Don't fuss. 26 00:01:15,886 --> 00:01:18,140 How was my pout at the end? Was it... 27 00:01:18,265 --> 00:01:20,011 It could do with a dab, actually? 28 00:01:22,370 --> 00:01:24,880 Miss dear, everywhere's victory red. Bésame. 29 00:01:25,006 --> 00:01:27,526 Please, can we just stop faffing and get on with it? 30 00:01:27,652 --> 00:01:29,360 - Mary, thank you. - Yes, Miss. 31 00:01:29,486 --> 00:01:31,401 All right. All right. 32 00:01:31,527 --> 00:01:34,279 Ad astra per aspera. We must have bodies. 33 00:01:34,404 --> 00:01:35,721 Abracadabra. 34 00:01:35,846 --> 00:01:38,676 Why, Stu, stop it. I've got to concentrate. 35 00:01:38,802 --> 00:01:40,240 Have. 36 00:01:40,365 --> 00:01:41,585 Quiet. 37 00:01:41,711 --> 00:01:44,000 Lovelorn in London. Scene 28, take three. 38 00:01:45,518 --> 00:01:46,938 Action. 39 00:01:48,125 --> 00:01:50,920 We simply must be brave, mustn't we? 40 00:01:51,328 --> 00:01:53,196 Heaven knows it'll be hard. 41 00:01:53,322 --> 00:01:54,800 It'll be beastly. 42 00:01:55,365 --> 00:01:56,785 But we're strong. 43 00:02:09,217 --> 00:02:11,783 And this is on his bedroom wall. 44 00:02:12,717 --> 00:02:15,671 Rose red and rolled gold. 45 00:02:15,797 --> 00:02:18,042 I said to him, Stuart, Stu, I said. 46 00:02:18,168 --> 00:02:20,217 You are just like this paper. 47 00:02:20,343 --> 00:02:22,650 You're so strong and modern. 48 00:02:22,776 --> 00:02:25,120 He handled this very role. 49 00:02:27,264 --> 00:02:29,440 Can I touch it? 50 00:02:31,525 --> 00:02:34,331 I shouldn't really, but, um... 51 00:02:34,597 --> 00:02:37,240 Well, since your extra's in my cake shop. 52 00:02:44,724 --> 00:02:47,486 This is the last thing he sees when he gets into bed. 53 00:02:47,612 --> 00:02:48,578 Yes. 54 00:02:48,704 --> 00:02:51,442 And the first thing he sees when he gets up in the morning 55 00:02:51,568 --> 00:02:54,077 and his hair's all disarranged. 56 00:02:54,203 --> 00:02:55,963 It's 14 shillings. 57 00:03:00,937 --> 00:03:03,360 Tell you what, it's a bit irregular, but, um... 58 00:03:05,220 --> 00:03:09,922 I could let you have a sample for, well, six pence, say? 59 00:03:10,080 --> 00:03:12,970 And then you could keep a little reminder of him wherever you go. 60 00:03:13,096 --> 00:03:15,286 Oh, yes. 61 00:03:33,867 --> 00:03:35,645 - Keep change. - Thank you. 62 00:03:35,961 --> 00:03:38,822 Mr. Book, didn't expect a welcoming committee. 63 00:03:38,948 --> 00:03:41,802 - I thought I'd better prepare you. - For what? 64 00:03:41,928 --> 00:03:45,231 There have been some changes since you went away on your long errand, Jack. 65 00:03:45,357 --> 00:03:49,033 Oh, by the way, Lord Belbrus' first folio. What did they say? 66 00:03:49,159 --> 00:03:51,750 - Is it genuine? - As his teeth. 67 00:03:52,393 --> 00:03:53,813 Oh, dear. 68 00:03:58,407 --> 00:03:59,812 What the hell? 69 00:03:59,938 --> 00:04:02,291 Close. Hollywood. 70 00:04:02,538 --> 00:04:05,397 Or rather, the nearest England can get to it. 71 00:04:05,523 --> 00:04:09,220 Yes, Jack. We're going to be in pictures. 72 00:04:09,920 --> 00:04:11,483 All right, then. Let's hear it. 73 00:04:11,609 --> 00:04:13,291 Now we're all ready. 74 00:04:14,332 --> 00:04:15,560 Life and death. 75 00:04:16,247 --> 00:04:20,754 The whole world is here in this little patch of London town. 76 00:04:20,880 --> 00:04:22,500 You're going to do it like that? 77 00:04:25,493 --> 00:04:28,466 Life and death. The whole world here in this little... 78 00:04:28,592 --> 00:04:30,717 No, I think we'll just lose the line. 79 00:04:30,843 --> 00:04:32,529 I'm already worried about the... 80 00:04:32,850 --> 00:04:34,270 moustache. 81 00:04:35,069 --> 00:04:37,151 You'll be smashing in the background there. 82 00:04:37,641 --> 00:04:39,203 Let's take ten. 83 00:04:39,527 --> 00:04:41,631 Ten minutes, all. Ten minutes. 84 00:04:41,757 --> 00:04:43,432 - Billy. - Norena. 85 00:04:43,558 --> 00:04:47,702 Rather jumpy this morning, isn't she, our dear Sandra? 86 00:04:47,827 --> 00:04:49,996 We worked on the hours in the picture business, Norena. 87 00:04:50,122 --> 00:04:51,077 Oh, don't I know it? 88 00:04:51,203 --> 00:04:55,863 And it must be so hard to keep that from telling on the faces of your stars. 89 00:04:56,940 --> 00:04:58,890 If you'll excuse me. 90 00:04:59,689 --> 00:05:02,440 Just the exteriors are being done here, you understand. 91 00:05:02,566 --> 00:05:05,254 The rest is at Ladyhurst. That's the studios. 92 00:05:05,380 --> 00:05:07,545 - You see, I know all the jargon. - Who's in it? 93 00:05:07,671 --> 00:05:10,202 - Morning, Mr. B. - Good morning. 94 00:05:10,328 --> 00:05:11,600 Stuart Howard. 95 00:05:12,567 --> 00:05:13,786 I like him. 96 00:05:13,912 --> 00:05:17,347 He's passed me by entirely, I'm afraid. He plays the hero. 97 00:05:17,547 --> 00:05:21,659 The idealistic young bookshop owner in love with the girl next door. 98 00:05:21,785 --> 00:05:24,113 Did you never see him in that submarine picture? 99 00:05:24,239 --> 00:05:27,604 He went mad and tried to throttle everyone. I mean, he was proper sweaty. 100 00:05:27,760 --> 00:05:29,056 Alash. 101 00:05:29,370 --> 00:05:31,126 - Well, who else? - Patience. 102 00:05:31,252 --> 00:05:33,579 You've literally arrived halfway through this picture. 103 00:05:33,705 --> 00:05:35,862 And you've yet to set eyes on our leading lady, 104 00:05:35,987 --> 00:05:37,933 who's also Stuart's fiancée. 105 00:05:38,059 --> 00:05:40,159 His real-life fiancée. 106 00:05:41,367 --> 00:05:43,127 Sandra Dare. 107 00:05:43,367 --> 00:05:44,567 She's using my room. 108 00:05:44,693 --> 00:05:47,712 They canted my thing so she can do her mascara, 109 00:05:47,838 --> 00:05:51,014 sip her Vichy water, whatever it is these people do. 110 00:05:51,434 --> 00:05:53,824 I had a cigarette card of her. 111 00:05:53,960 --> 00:05:55,747 Before the war, of course. 112 00:05:58,393 --> 00:05:59,813 Mr. Book. 113 00:06:00,346 --> 00:06:02,155 Not getting too much in your way, I trust? 114 00:06:02,281 --> 00:06:04,280 Not at all. Certainly an education. 115 00:06:04,623 --> 00:06:07,734 Larry Olivier calls film an anaemic little medium. 116 00:06:07,860 --> 00:06:09,884 He's such a crashing snob. 117 00:06:10,010 --> 00:06:12,162 For he today would shed his blood with me, 118 00:06:12,288 --> 00:06:14,831 shall be my brother, be he ne'er so vile. 119 00:06:14,957 --> 00:06:16,714 Churlish when they gave him the Oscar. 120 00:06:16,840 --> 00:06:18,360 Jack, this is Mr. McKendrick. 121 00:06:18,781 --> 00:06:20,606 - Delighted. - Oh, but here's Nora. 122 00:06:20,732 --> 00:06:21,942 The gang's all here. 123 00:06:22,067 --> 00:06:23,440 So, you're the director? 124 00:06:23,656 --> 00:06:24,881 And the writer. 125 00:06:25,007 --> 00:06:28,065 I thought you'd be older, with a monocle and a riding crop. 126 00:06:28,191 --> 00:06:31,181 You mustn't believe everything you read in the film magazines, young lady. 127 00:06:31,307 --> 00:06:32,954 I've seen you before. 128 00:06:33,080 --> 00:06:36,704 Mr. McKendrick had a lot of green penguins from us last summer. 129 00:06:36,830 --> 00:06:38,977 Oh, yeah. You look different. 130 00:06:39,103 --> 00:06:40,337 It's the shorts. 131 00:06:40,716 --> 00:06:42,001 I'm not wearing shorts. 132 00:06:42,127 --> 00:06:43,499 That's why you look different. 133 00:06:43,625 --> 00:06:45,519 Yes, you were very busy me, as I recall. 134 00:06:45,644 --> 00:06:47,837 You were always running about the place, weren't you, Mr. McKendrick? 135 00:06:47,963 --> 00:06:49,588 - Jesse. - Jesse. 136 00:06:51,787 --> 00:06:53,122 Hello, Norena. 137 00:06:53,248 --> 00:06:55,000 In search of material for your next article. 138 00:06:55,126 --> 00:06:57,549 - Always. - Well, the bin's around the back. 139 00:07:00,125 --> 00:07:01,971 Aren't you going to introduce me? 140 00:07:02,097 --> 00:07:03,728 This is Mr. Book. From... 141 00:07:03,854 --> 00:07:06,613 Oh, the apostrophe man. 142 00:07:06,739 --> 00:07:08,501 They subbed your sign. 143 00:07:08,627 --> 00:07:10,192 I'm trying not to look. 144 00:07:10,318 --> 00:07:13,359 Would you by any chance be a member of His Majesty's Press? 145 00:07:13,485 --> 00:07:15,885 Norena Bean. Picture-goer. 146 00:07:16,011 --> 00:07:18,968 If you have juicy titbits, my door is open. 147 00:07:19,094 --> 00:07:20,855 I'll bear that in mine. 148 00:07:27,687 --> 00:07:28,942 Nice fingers. 149 00:07:29,068 --> 00:07:30,398 Well, they're not real. 150 00:07:30,524 --> 00:07:31,944 Don't break a tooth. 151 00:07:42,837 --> 00:07:44,259 It's lovely. 152 00:07:45,304 --> 00:07:46,754 And he has this. 153 00:07:46,880 --> 00:07:48,633 From his ceiling 154 00:07:48,759 --> 00:07:52,689 all the way down to his skirting boards. 155 00:07:54,759 --> 00:07:56,777 Does he talk about her? 156 00:07:57,354 --> 00:07:58,559 Fiancee. 157 00:07:58,685 --> 00:08:01,504 Does he say, I don't like her anymore, she's too old for me? 158 00:08:01,630 --> 00:08:02,662 No. 159 00:08:02,788 --> 00:08:06,625 Does he say, she's so old it's like kissing a leg of mutton? 160 00:08:06,751 --> 00:08:09,953 No. She's only 45, thank you very much. 161 00:08:10,079 --> 00:08:13,800 He says he was very excited about Lovelorn in London from the moment he saw the script. 162 00:08:13,926 --> 00:08:17,270 And he's very excited about married life. 163 00:08:17,396 --> 00:08:21,542 Though, he also adds, one must keep an open mind. 164 00:08:21,668 --> 00:08:24,819 Because who knows what fate may throw you away. 165 00:08:24,945 --> 00:08:26,248 Hear that, Barbara? 166 00:08:28,050 --> 00:08:30,568 - Heavens. - Oh, is it bad? 167 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:32,280 Barbara? 168 00:08:34,604 --> 00:08:36,288 Home is the hunter? 169 00:08:37,084 --> 00:08:38,616 Oh, my God. 170 00:09:40,626 --> 00:09:45,226 Sync and corrections: minouhse www.addic7ed.com 171 00:10:02,011 --> 00:10:03,235 Inspector. 172 00:10:05,078 --> 00:10:06,967 Is this a sad one, Morris? 173 00:10:07,307 --> 00:10:10,640 Well, because I've been up all night with the razor blade case. So... 174 00:10:12,009 --> 00:10:13,638 All right, let's have it. 175 00:10:13,764 --> 00:10:17,013 Filmstruck girl, extra, dead, on the counter. 176 00:10:17,139 --> 00:10:19,841 Suspicious, I've shut down filming for the time being. 177 00:10:19,967 --> 00:10:21,784 - Have the parents been informed? - Yes, sir. 178 00:10:21,910 --> 00:10:23,665 She and her family didn't get on. 179 00:10:23,791 --> 00:10:26,520 Her friend said that's why she spent so much time at the, uh, 180 00:10:27,974 --> 00:10:29,394 at the pictures. 181 00:10:32,704 --> 00:10:33,960 Inspector. 182 00:10:35,258 --> 00:10:36,678 Book. 183 00:10:36,985 --> 00:10:39,400 We are at home to death, it seems. 184 00:10:42,672 --> 00:10:44,063 Upstairs. 185 00:10:55,178 --> 00:10:56,598 Royal Appointment. 186 00:10:58,144 --> 00:11:02,792 What are they keeping from us, Stuart? All this waiting is making me tired. 187 00:11:04,570 --> 00:11:06,963 Perhaps one should have a mask made. 188 00:11:07,549 --> 00:11:12,262 - A mask? - With a permanent Richter smile. 189 00:11:14,225 --> 00:11:17,016 They can do wonders with makeup now. 190 00:11:17,408 --> 00:11:19,974 I have Boris Karloff's number, if you'd like. 191 00:11:24,585 --> 00:11:27,265 Dearest, Miss Dare, you don't know me, 192 00:11:27,509 --> 00:11:31,128 but I'm your most devoted admirer. 193 00:11:33,935 --> 00:11:37,720 I wonder what they'll think of Lovelorn in London. 194 00:11:37,845 --> 00:11:39,692 - Who? - Them. 195 00:11:39,818 --> 00:11:43,560 They'll buy it. They love us, don't they? Both of us. 196 00:11:43,685 --> 00:11:46,075 They'll throw bottles at the screen. 197 00:11:52,939 --> 00:11:56,389 Do you know what they shouted at the test of brief encounter? 198 00:11:56,915 --> 00:12:00,083 Why doesn't she just kiss him? 199 00:12:00,209 --> 00:12:03,600 - Only they didn't say kiss. - Relax, darling. 200 00:12:04,306 --> 00:12:09,008 There'll be another smash by the nation's most blissfully engaged couple, remember? 201 00:12:09,560 --> 00:12:13,383 And what a long engagement it's been. 202 00:12:15,308 --> 00:12:17,930 Oh, God, I can't wait to be back at the studio. 203 00:12:18,055 --> 00:12:19,901 Have you enjoyed our little field trip? 204 00:12:20,027 --> 00:12:24,194 If we're back at Lady House, it gets that dreadful Nerina Bean out of my hair 205 00:12:24,320 --> 00:12:25,840 The studio has gates. 206 00:12:26,155 --> 00:12:28,602 Fire breather of picture-goer. 207 00:12:28,830 --> 00:12:30,993 You know when you lift a stone or a branch 208 00:12:31,119 --> 00:12:35,710 and suddenly all these ghastly, filthy, damp, 209 00:12:35,835 --> 00:12:41,430 little monstrosities are exposed to the daylight, scrabbling back into the shadows? 210 00:12:41,555 --> 00:12:46,615 Well, beneath them are even worse, filthy, damp, little monstrosities. 211 00:12:46,741 --> 00:12:51,597 And under them is Nerina Bean. 212 00:12:52,428 --> 00:12:54,192 I'm sure it's been rather sweet to me. 213 00:12:57,125 --> 00:12:59,965 - Well, we've got good news for it, don't we? - Do we? 214 00:13:00,091 --> 00:13:01,473 Deliveries. 215 00:13:01,635 --> 00:13:04,800 Our new three-picture deal. Picture-goer exclusive. 216 00:13:05,180 --> 00:13:06,400 No. 217 00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:11,480 What do you want? Barley sugar boy? 218 00:13:12,195 --> 00:13:13,840 I'm afraid there's been an accident. 219 00:13:25,918 --> 00:13:30,080 The contents of a handbag. Melancholy, isn't it? 220 00:13:30,331 --> 00:13:33,547 Evidence of a little life spilled on the floor. 221 00:13:38,171 --> 00:13:40,011 Oh, what's this? 222 00:13:41,964 --> 00:13:45,220 You kiss your excess lipstick onto your favourite style. 223 00:13:45,346 --> 00:13:47,800 Yeah, well, it takes all sorts. 224 00:13:47,925 --> 00:13:49,809 This interests me, may I? 225 00:13:52,171 --> 00:13:53,872 Very carefully rammed. 226 00:13:54,612 --> 00:13:56,789 Tenderly, I'd say. 227 00:13:58,704 --> 00:14:00,632 Well, they are still on the ration. 228 00:14:01,525 --> 00:14:03,074 They look expensive. 229 00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:04,942 But there are only coppers in this purse. 230 00:14:05,067 --> 00:14:05,855 - Trotty. - Yes? 231 00:14:05,981 --> 00:14:07,883 Did they have money, these girls? 232 00:14:08,009 --> 00:14:09,288 Very little. 233 00:14:09,414 --> 00:14:10,946 So they didn't buy them. 234 00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:16,225 I didn't notice the production providing fancy confectionery. 235 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:19,325 No, the fans bring them. 236 00:14:19,451 --> 00:14:21,178 Letters and presents. 237 00:14:21,304 --> 00:14:23,144 Sad little things they've knitted. 238 00:14:23,305 --> 00:14:24,800 They're left through there. 239 00:14:25,764 --> 00:14:27,406 Billy brings them up to them. 240 00:14:27,720 --> 00:14:31,320 Actually, he had a box of chocolates with him just now. 241 00:14:34,237 --> 00:14:35,560 Puncture mark. 242 00:14:36,885 --> 00:14:38,880 Barbara was breathless, Trotty, yes? 243 00:14:39,006 --> 00:14:40,922 Yes, and twitchy. 244 00:14:43,269 --> 00:14:44,859 Strychnine. 245 00:14:45,360 --> 00:14:47,040 Oh, hell's bells. 246 00:14:57,231 --> 00:14:58,653 Poor girl. 247 00:14:59,815 --> 00:15:01,084 Someone's been at these. 248 00:15:01,210 --> 00:15:04,097 Oh, darling, you shouldn't... you don't know where they've been. 249 00:15:04,223 --> 00:15:05,643 Trotty, it's poison. 250 00:15:06,165 --> 00:15:08,000 That'd be absurd. They're by wrong appointment. 251 00:15:08,126 --> 00:15:09,520 I'm afraid it's true, sir. 252 00:15:10,475 --> 00:15:13,151 - You didn't have any, did you, mister? - Oh, no, no. 253 00:15:13,277 --> 00:15:14,889 - What about you, mister Howard? - No. 254 00:15:15,015 --> 00:15:16,151 Oh, good. 255 00:15:16,277 --> 00:15:18,880 Have you ever received chocolates like this before, mister? 256 00:15:19,415 --> 00:15:21,970 Yes, all the time. My fans know they're my favourite. 257 00:15:22,197 --> 00:15:23,411 But I never eat them. 258 00:15:23,537 --> 00:15:26,727 It seems reasonable to assume, then, that you were the intended victim. 259 00:15:27,937 --> 00:15:29,680 Intended victim? 260 00:15:30,223 --> 00:15:32,901 What does he mean? Intended victim? 261 00:15:33,027 --> 00:15:35,670 We're investigating the death of Barbara Markham. 262 00:15:35,795 --> 00:15:39,924 - Oh, yes. That unfortunate young woman. - Yes. 263 00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:43,958 Oh, my God. I have been sent some strange things in my time, but... 264 00:15:44,084 --> 00:15:47,530 I would... anyone want to kill me? 265 00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:49,350 Billy, who gave you these chocolates? 266 00:15:49,475 --> 00:15:53,474 Nobody. They were just with the usual mail. I always have to deal with it. 267 00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:55,638 Where anyone could have got to them. 268 00:15:55,835 --> 00:15:57,890 And Barbara and her friend, presumably, did. 269 00:15:58,015 --> 00:16:00,280 Jesus Christ. We could have both died. 270 00:16:00,875 --> 00:16:02,946 What were you thinking about bringing that muck up here? 271 00:16:03,071 --> 00:16:04,969 Sorry, mister Howard, but you told me to bring everything... 272 00:16:05,095 --> 00:16:06,440 Now, don't answer me back. 273 00:16:07,741 --> 00:16:10,065 I need to find myself a new assistant. 274 00:16:13,362 --> 00:16:14,960 Are you all right, my love? 275 00:16:16,095 --> 00:16:19,880 It's a brutal question, mister, but I'm afraid it must be asked. 276 00:16:20,673 --> 00:16:23,440 Do you have any idea who might want to kill you? 277 00:16:24,935 --> 00:16:27,737 - Can't this wait? - Yes, of course. Excuse us. 278 00:16:28,455 --> 00:16:30,229 Sir, out. 279 00:16:30,355 --> 00:16:34,027 I need to remind you that this is an official murder investigation. 280 00:16:34,153 --> 00:16:36,257 Don't talk to the press. 281 00:16:56,328 --> 00:16:58,954 There once was an actress called Dare, 282 00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:01,910 whose allure was exceedingly rare. 283 00:17:02,227 --> 00:17:06,045 Her chocolates were spiked with strychnine, not nice. 284 00:17:06,655 --> 00:17:10,805 But t'was Barbara that ate them, not fair. 285 00:17:12,405 --> 00:17:15,310 I hope we did the right thing letting those people into the lane. 286 00:17:15,435 --> 00:17:16,786 Why did you? 287 00:17:16,912 --> 00:17:20,470 - I'm afraid it was money. - Yes, my love. 288 00:17:20,595 --> 00:17:24,351 Those little pieces of paper that keep us out of the small claims courts. 289 00:17:24,523 --> 00:17:27,592 - How much? - Twenty guineas. 290 00:17:27,717 --> 00:17:29,705 - A week? - Per diem. 291 00:17:29,830 --> 00:17:31,920 For ten diems. 292 00:17:35,514 --> 00:17:36,986 The devil's going on out there. 293 00:17:37,112 --> 00:17:39,564 Bobby's swarming about like the cup final. 294 00:17:39,690 --> 00:17:41,611 Ah, Mrs Goodwin. 295 00:17:41,737 --> 00:17:44,258 - Yes. - I'm afraid there's been an accident. 296 00:17:45,529 --> 00:17:48,063 Well, nothing to do with Sandra Dare, I hope. 297 00:17:48,189 --> 00:17:49,810 I heard she was in the neighbourhood. 298 00:17:49,935 --> 00:17:51,510 Oh, so that's why we're here. 299 00:17:51,635 --> 00:17:52,789 Always been a fan. 300 00:17:52,915 --> 00:17:56,304 They don't want to hear about your juvenile antics, woman. 301 00:17:56,430 --> 00:17:58,699 Miss Dare is perfectly sound, I'm happy to say. 302 00:17:58,825 --> 00:18:02,489 The scarlet pimpernail you had from us last time, wasn't it? I trust you enjoyed it. 303 00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:04,916 - Oh, very much. - And I promised you the sequel. 304 00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:06,640 I'm teeing off at quarter two. 305 00:18:07,453 --> 00:18:09,639 - Sorry. - Dinky. 306 00:18:10,585 --> 00:18:11,840 I will repay. 307 00:18:12,116 --> 00:18:14,870 - What? - That's the sequel to The Scarlet Pimpernel. 308 00:18:15,028 --> 00:18:16,363 Jack? 309 00:18:16,489 --> 00:18:17,645 Oh, um... 310 00:18:17,771 --> 00:18:22,174 Underneath Hardy Perennials, the biography of Danton and the stack of unpaved balls. 311 00:18:22,300 --> 00:18:24,614 Got anything on, er, how to cook? 312 00:18:25,195 --> 00:18:26,590 I beg your pardon? 313 00:18:26,715 --> 00:18:28,040 That's what she needs. 314 00:18:28,166 --> 00:18:30,200 I can hardly boil a ruddy egg. 315 00:18:31,355 --> 00:18:32,750 How are your feet? 316 00:18:32,875 --> 00:18:34,450 Oh, how much better. 317 00:18:34,576 --> 00:18:36,531 Oh, I'll wait in the car. 318 00:18:38,731 --> 00:18:40,776 Ah, that's just a bomb. 319 00:18:40,901 --> 00:18:44,360 Oh, and I put this to one side too, er, on the house. 320 00:18:44,485 --> 00:18:46,652 - What is it? - Oh, just a little play. 321 00:18:46,778 --> 00:18:48,693 Ibsen. A Doll's House. 322 00:18:49,139 --> 00:18:51,920 It's about a woman who realises she's rather trapped. 323 00:18:52,221 --> 00:18:53,641 Unfulfilled. 324 00:18:55,308 --> 00:18:57,190 Thought you might find it enlightening. 325 00:18:58,215 --> 00:18:59,452 Thank you. 326 00:18:59,578 --> 00:19:00,998 Cheerio. 327 00:19:04,675 --> 00:19:07,715 - How's business been? - Booming. 328 00:19:07,955 --> 00:19:11,986 Goodbye to Bullying. All the Stuart Howard fans are mad for it. 329 00:19:12,285 --> 00:19:13,705 Is he in the film version? 330 00:19:14,255 --> 00:19:16,161 That's what I'm telling them. 331 00:19:18,575 --> 00:19:20,891 I, er... Better unpack. 332 00:19:21,017 --> 00:19:24,478 Oh, Jack, be a darling and fetch my bag from my room, would you? 333 00:19:24,640 --> 00:19:27,699 It's the green one with the amber clasp. 334 00:19:29,701 --> 00:19:31,021 Right. 335 00:21:10,917 --> 00:21:13,067 You really think someone tried to kill me? 336 00:21:13,593 --> 00:21:16,177 - It really looks that way. - Good God. 337 00:21:16,795 --> 00:21:19,489 At least we'll be back at Ladyhurst tonight. 338 00:21:19,615 --> 00:21:21,160 Are you sure you're okay to shoot? 339 00:21:21,286 --> 00:21:23,846 - I'd have to be, wouldn't I? - Deirdre? 340 00:21:24,735 --> 00:21:27,434 Silly me. My memory. Sandra. 341 00:21:27,560 --> 00:21:29,551 - Are you ready? - Ready? 342 00:21:29,677 --> 00:21:31,345 My exclusive. 343 00:21:31,735 --> 00:21:33,839 Oh, excuse me. 344 00:21:34,195 --> 00:21:36,886 I promised an interview. Harold. 345 00:21:37,012 --> 00:21:39,360 Um, Marina, I can give you two minutes. 346 00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:43,348 A necessary evil, I suppose. 347 00:21:43,857 --> 00:21:46,160 One must feed the machine, Mr Booker. 348 00:21:48,382 --> 00:21:49,810 Ah. 349 00:21:50,564 --> 00:21:51,909 Finally, 350 00:21:54,776 --> 00:21:56,270 if you'd be so great. 351 00:21:56,449 --> 00:21:57,760 You know my motto, 352 00:21:57,974 --> 00:22:02,180 if you've nothing nice to say, come and sit by me. 353 00:22:02,812 --> 00:22:06,160 And here you are, sitting by me. 354 00:22:06,286 --> 00:22:10,163 Ah, yes, but I do have something nice to say, Narina. 355 00:22:11,755 --> 00:22:15,920 Lovelorn in London is the first of a new three-picture deal. 356 00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:21,981 A deal Stuart and I have signed on for. Isn't that marvellous? 357 00:22:22,107 --> 00:22:23,527 Marvellous. 358 00:22:24,095 --> 00:22:27,080 And you're shooting interiors at Ladyhurst, aren't you? 359 00:22:27,695 --> 00:22:30,862 Not exactly MGM, is it Ladyhurst? 360 00:22:30,988 --> 00:22:32,938 Oh, it'll do nicely. 361 00:22:33,444 --> 00:22:35,230 You know the place, though, don't you? 362 00:22:35,355 --> 00:22:38,228 Made plenty of pictures there in the past. 363 00:22:38,591 --> 00:22:42,433 Like the one where you played the simple crofters' daughter who married a duke. 364 00:22:42,559 --> 00:22:43,498 Hmm, yes. 365 00:22:43,624 --> 00:22:45,916 And the one where you played a simple fisherman's daughter 366 00:22:46,041 --> 00:22:47,847 who married a jute magnate. 367 00:22:47,973 --> 00:22:49,329 Yes. 368 00:22:49,455 --> 00:22:51,293 I always forget what jute is. 369 00:22:51,419 --> 00:22:54,603 It's a kind of fibre. People make bags with it. 370 00:22:56,803 --> 00:23:00,190 What's the first film you made there, Sandra? 371 00:23:00,315 --> 00:23:02,089 At Ladyhurst? 372 00:23:04,541 --> 00:23:06,161 I don't know. 373 00:23:08,421 --> 00:23:10,429 Springtime for Mary, I think. 374 00:23:10,555 --> 00:23:12,823 Oh, about a simple blacksmith's daughter who married... 375 00:23:12,949 --> 00:23:14,369 All right. 376 00:23:16,401 --> 00:23:18,867 I think it was quite a bit before that. 377 00:23:19,695 --> 00:23:22,706 But you know, our readers would be fascinated to learn 378 00:23:22,832 --> 00:23:26,183 that not all Sandra Dare's pictures were talking pictures. 379 00:23:27,179 --> 00:23:31,725 I love those old intertitles, came the dawn and all that. 380 00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:36,536 Or I can check the date later, Deirdre. 381 00:23:36,919 --> 00:23:39,223 That is your real name, isn't it? 382 00:23:39,435 --> 00:23:41,620 The one you used to go by? 383 00:23:42,567 --> 00:23:44,271 Deirdre Piddock? 384 00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:48,473 Perhaps you should concentrate on the present, Narina. 385 00:23:48,599 --> 00:23:49,800 Where? 386 00:23:50,361 --> 00:23:52,952 Someone is trying to kill me. 387 00:24:04,961 --> 00:24:07,180 Jesse and I are taking Sandra for supper. 388 00:24:07,481 --> 00:24:09,140 Trying to take her mind off things. 389 00:24:09,265 --> 00:24:11,600 If that's not inappropriate under the circumstances. 390 00:24:11,726 --> 00:24:13,434 Well, one must eat. 391 00:24:14,079 --> 00:24:15,576 Where are you going? Wheeler's? 392 00:24:15,702 --> 00:24:17,886 No. Camille's. On the Strand. 393 00:24:18,012 --> 00:24:19,525 Good choice. 394 00:24:19,851 --> 00:24:21,361 Don't have the oysters. 395 00:24:23,539 --> 00:24:25,820 I saw them taking that girl away. 396 00:24:25,945 --> 00:24:27,732 I assumed it was an accident. 397 00:24:27,858 --> 00:24:30,327 - Poisoned chocolates. - Really? 398 00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:33,003 And they were intended for me. 399 00:24:33,129 --> 00:24:36,340 And that poor, sad girl intercepted them. 400 00:24:36,465 --> 00:24:38,640 Oh, how's that for an exclusive? 401 00:24:38,766 --> 00:24:41,868 Tragic. And what an angle. 402 00:24:42,965 --> 00:24:45,681 Oh, sorry. That was crass of me. 403 00:24:45,807 --> 00:24:47,427 But, Stuart... 404 00:24:48,119 --> 00:24:49,514 What an angle. 405 00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:51,825 Oh, there's your story, Narina. 406 00:24:52,439 --> 00:24:53,639 Are you ready, darling? 407 00:24:53,765 --> 00:24:55,483 - Oh, yeah. - I was just leaving. 408 00:24:55,609 --> 00:24:58,537 Congratulations on the new contract, Stuart. 409 00:25:00,644 --> 00:25:02,064 Thank you. 410 00:25:03,998 --> 00:25:05,795 Much to chew on. 411 00:25:06,965 --> 00:25:08,841 Always lovely to see you. 412 00:25:12,171 --> 00:25:14,454 Trust the lady, Hursties, in five minutes. 413 00:25:14,580 --> 00:25:16,134 Five minutes, everyone. 414 00:25:17,105 --> 00:25:19,231 What are you waiting for? The last post? 415 00:25:21,463 --> 00:25:23,078 Mr. Masterson. 416 00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:25,560 What a pleasure to see you again. 417 00:25:25,834 --> 00:25:27,714 Lorena Bean. 418 00:25:27,840 --> 00:25:30,761 Looking lovely as ever. What can I do for you? 419 00:25:37,462 --> 00:25:39,703 - Here you go. - Ta. 420 00:25:46,302 --> 00:25:47,621 We met through, um... 421 00:25:47,747 --> 00:25:50,123 Picture-goer. Me and Barbara, I mean. 422 00:25:50,443 --> 00:25:52,620 There's lots of correspondence, you see. 423 00:25:52,745 --> 00:25:55,779 - Like-minded folk finding each other. - So did they have friends? 424 00:25:55,905 --> 00:25:56,960 Some. 425 00:25:57,454 --> 00:25:59,341 And the other big names, too. 426 00:25:59,631 --> 00:26:02,184 There's a hairdresser I know who's potty on James Mason. 427 00:26:02,954 --> 00:26:04,280 But, you know... 428 00:26:04,658 --> 00:26:06,432 Stuart was our favourite. 429 00:26:06,785 --> 00:26:08,080 That's why we... 430 00:26:08,623 --> 00:26:10,326 Why we chose to get jobs as extras. 431 00:26:10,845 --> 00:26:14,684 - To get close. - You're doing very well, my dear. 432 00:26:15,751 --> 00:26:17,818 You admit to taking the chocolates? 433 00:26:21,034 --> 00:26:22,253 Yeah. 434 00:26:22,791 --> 00:26:25,714 I'm awfully sorry. We just couldn't resist them. 435 00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:28,480 We saw them there, on the table, in the bookshop and... 436 00:26:29,482 --> 00:26:31,159 I mean, chocs. 437 00:26:31,397 --> 00:26:34,738 - Come on, it's been years. - They were through there? 438 00:26:34,997 --> 00:26:36,400 Yeah, just through there. 439 00:26:37,585 --> 00:26:39,320 What did you do with the note? 440 00:26:42,350 --> 00:26:43,558 Note? 441 00:26:43,684 --> 00:26:47,457 Well, there was obviously an enclosure of some kind. 442 00:26:47,985 --> 00:26:50,180 It's not there now. What did you do with it? 443 00:26:50,418 --> 00:26:51,618 I... 444 00:26:51,890 --> 00:26:53,968 I... I didn't see any note. 445 00:26:58,735 --> 00:27:00,860 It was over there, look. On the table. 446 00:27:03,335 --> 00:27:05,947 It's funny how easy it is to get close to them. 447 00:27:06,861 --> 00:27:08,136 The stars, I mean. 448 00:27:08,263 --> 00:27:11,562 Sally Gray once brushed past me in the powder room at the Walsingham. 449 00:27:11,947 --> 00:27:13,667 You opened the box. 450 00:27:13,793 --> 00:27:16,120 Maybe the card fell out. 451 00:27:17,835 --> 00:27:20,673 Do you have... back issues? 452 00:27:21,235 --> 00:27:23,532 - Picture girl, I mean. - Of course. 453 00:27:23,725 --> 00:27:25,172 January 35 onwards. 454 00:27:25,298 --> 00:27:27,195 Would you be so good as to let us have them? 455 00:27:27,321 --> 00:27:28,741 Of course. 456 00:27:34,951 --> 00:27:36,873 I know that look. 457 00:27:42,704 --> 00:27:45,463 Oh, dog. You're a naughty boy. 458 00:27:57,565 --> 00:27:58,809 He does. 459 00:28:01,918 --> 00:28:03,760 I'm sure he knows about it. 460 00:28:03,885 --> 00:28:05,380 Yeah, he does know where we are. 461 00:28:05,505 --> 00:28:08,349 Thank you, Miss Bruce. You've been most helpful. 462 00:28:10,165 --> 00:28:12,379 Uh, constable? 463 00:28:12,505 --> 00:28:13,925 Thank you. 464 00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:23,620 Well? 465 00:28:25,385 --> 00:28:28,361 Oh, Stuart. Oh, Stuart, my love. 466 00:28:28,487 --> 00:28:30,200 There's so much I want to say to you. 467 00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:33,519 From that moment on the submarine, I knew. 468 00:28:33,645 --> 00:28:36,380 Your look of concentration. Your strength. 469 00:28:36,505 --> 00:28:38,860 We were destined to love each other. 470 00:28:38,986 --> 00:28:41,600 Ship of Shame. Good picture, that one. 471 00:28:43,264 --> 00:28:45,016 They were meant for him. 472 00:28:47,187 --> 00:28:51,638 We imagine we control our passions, but they direct us. 473 00:28:51,764 --> 00:28:55,039 To the stars we strive, despite adversity. 474 00:28:55,165 --> 00:28:58,458 They drive ordinary people to extraordinary actions. 475 00:28:58,584 --> 00:29:01,699 Like injecting strychnine into strawberry creams. 476 00:29:03,313 --> 00:29:08,397 So, Stuart, my own best darling, I implore you not to try. 477 00:29:08,523 --> 00:29:11,943 Follow your heart, break off your engagement, 478 00:29:12,069 --> 00:29:13,598 and we can be together. 479 00:29:13,724 --> 00:29:15,933 You and I. My sweetest boy. 480 00:29:16,059 --> 00:29:17,354 In life. 481 00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:20,840 Or in the cold, cold tomb of death. 482 00:29:21,305 --> 00:29:24,915 And if one proves impossible, I'll take the other. 483 00:29:25,041 --> 00:29:26,520 Joyously. 484 00:29:26,645 --> 00:29:28,118 Well, that seems pretty clear. 485 00:29:28,244 --> 00:29:30,488 If the writer can't have him, nobody can. 486 00:29:30,614 --> 00:29:33,886 - So we're looking for a film fanatic. - Fanatic being the word. 487 00:29:34,012 --> 00:29:35,800 That would be the obvious explanation. 488 00:29:36,804 --> 00:29:38,640 All right, then. Bring me up to speed. 489 00:29:38,836 --> 00:29:40,440 What do we know about this film? 490 00:29:43,065 --> 00:29:44,912 Stuart Howard. 491 00:29:45,199 --> 00:29:50,155 Proof that smouldering Latin looks sometimes occur spontaneously in Bermondsey. 492 00:29:50,448 --> 00:29:53,220 He and Sandra have bound their careers together. 493 00:29:53,345 --> 00:29:54,965 The nation's sweethearts. 494 00:29:55,478 --> 00:29:56,980 But who can know the truth of it? 495 00:29:57,105 --> 00:29:58,383 He's an actor. 496 00:29:58,509 --> 00:30:01,680 And he's young and ruthless and rather over-rewarded. 497 00:30:02,054 --> 00:30:04,539 And appears to be hopelessly in love with someone else. 498 00:30:04,665 --> 00:30:05,887 Who? 499 00:30:06,651 --> 00:30:08,071 Himself. 500 00:30:08,275 --> 00:30:11,128 Then there's the Honourable Jesse McKendrick. 501 00:30:11,274 --> 00:30:14,120 He lived in rooms on The Lane last year just for a few weeks. 502 00:30:14,245 --> 00:30:16,125 Rich boy. Slumming it for the summer. 503 00:30:16,251 --> 00:30:17,820 Ran up and down like a billy goat. 504 00:30:17,945 --> 00:30:19,841 He was always pounding the streets in his plimsolls. 505 00:30:19,967 --> 00:30:23,432 Left when it got cold. Ran straight back to daddy's place. 506 00:30:23,558 --> 00:30:26,160 In Wiltshire, I think. I'm sure I looked it up. 507 00:30:26,885 --> 00:30:30,692 And then we must presume wrote his script on the private lives of the proletariat. 508 00:30:32,215 --> 00:30:34,880 - Thank you so much for joining me. - He's a good neighbour, was he? 509 00:30:35,018 --> 00:30:37,064 Didn't pay much attention, to be honest. 510 00:30:37,190 --> 00:30:38,600 I find that hard to believe. 511 00:30:38,725 --> 00:30:41,660 Well, he was obviously taking notes on how to run a bookshop. 512 00:30:41,785 --> 00:30:44,639 And Miss Dash, she had a rich husband who died, didn't she? 513 00:30:44,765 --> 00:30:46,160 An Italian national. 514 00:30:46,286 --> 00:30:48,182 Is that why they went to the States? 515 00:30:48,308 --> 00:30:50,914 Well, if they'd stayed, he'd have been interned as an enemy aliens. 516 00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:53,360 I suppose they preferred the California sunshine. 517 00:30:53,791 --> 00:30:56,111 That's made me think rather better of her. 518 00:30:56,269 --> 00:30:58,824 I thought she was just running away from the bombs. 519 00:30:58,950 --> 00:31:00,531 What about Billy? 520 00:31:00,698 --> 00:31:02,660 - Clapper boy. - Positions, please. 521 00:31:02,785 --> 00:31:05,920 And from the look of it, Stuart Howard's now ex-whipping boy. 522 00:31:06,045 --> 00:31:08,360 Doesn't seem to be much love lost there. 523 00:31:09,118 --> 00:31:12,885 They pose a lot, don't they, these film stars? 524 00:31:13,765 --> 00:31:16,338 Why is he marrying her, do you think? 525 00:31:17,205 --> 00:31:18,840 To show she's still here. 526 00:31:24,248 --> 00:31:25,668 Thank you. 527 00:31:26,281 --> 00:31:28,440 To show she knows what the audience wants. 528 00:31:29,321 --> 00:31:32,080 Stuart Howard's just arrived at the top, ain't he? 529 00:31:32,206 --> 00:31:35,880 I mean, Sarge has been there for years, but she can only stay there for so long. 530 00:31:36,928 --> 00:31:38,790 Very perceptive of you, Jack. 531 00:31:41,706 --> 00:31:43,874 What a brutal business this is. 532 00:31:44,053 --> 00:31:48,049 It captures people in time, then they change. 533 00:31:50,015 --> 00:31:52,062 And it mocks them for it. 534 00:31:52,188 --> 00:31:54,753 Right, I'm gonna get onto the film security, people. 535 00:31:54,879 --> 00:31:58,315 See if anyone saw who dropped the chocolates off. 536 00:31:58,441 --> 00:31:59,760 What will you do now? 537 00:32:01,635 --> 00:32:04,945 Jack and I are taking this note to dinner. 538 00:32:28,281 --> 00:32:30,041 Up and back around me. 539 00:32:38,132 --> 00:32:40,066 Jesus Christ, me. 540 00:32:40,192 --> 00:32:41,509 You? 541 00:32:43,364 --> 00:32:46,509 You've no idea how draining it is, Mr. Book. 542 00:32:47,396 --> 00:32:48,811 Glad-handing. 543 00:32:49,286 --> 00:32:51,122 Scribbling one's autograph. 544 00:32:51,247 --> 00:32:54,919 Failing to recognise someone whom you apparently met at a village fete ten years ago. 545 00:32:55,044 --> 00:32:58,071 And the smiling. Oh, my God, the smiling. 546 00:32:58,389 --> 00:33:00,229 This is simply the next step. 547 00:33:00,355 --> 00:33:03,600 They can only love one so much, and there's only one way to go from there. 548 00:33:11,682 --> 00:33:14,040 How can I bloody well eat after that? 549 00:33:14,525 --> 00:33:17,159 Well, a crazed fan is only the most obvious theory. 550 00:33:17,284 --> 00:33:19,360 But we don't like to be obvious, do we, Jack? 551 00:33:19,792 --> 00:33:22,846 What? Oh, uh, no. No, we don't. 552 00:33:22,972 --> 00:33:25,659 So, if I might repurpose the inspector's earlier question, 553 00:33:25,785 --> 00:33:29,093 can you think of anyone who might want to kill you, Mr. Howard? 554 00:33:29,359 --> 00:33:30,983 Take your ruddy pick. 555 00:33:31,756 --> 00:33:33,778 There's quite a lot of angry ladies out there. 556 00:33:33,903 --> 00:33:35,421 Not to mention their husbands. 557 00:33:35,547 --> 00:33:38,981 Savile Row tailors. Producers, directors, writers. 558 00:33:39,185 --> 00:33:41,320 My ex-agent, my ex-ex-agent. 559 00:33:41,569 --> 00:33:43,715 Uncle Tom Conway and all. 560 00:33:44,148 --> 00:33:45,680 But what about prison? 561 00:33:46,509 --> 00:33:47,650 What? 562 00:33:47,776 --> 00:33:50,160 You started to eat your dinner with your spoon. 563 00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:53,600 Old habits. 564 00:33:53,726 --> 00:33:55,146 Dead giveaway. 565 00:33:55,991 --> 00:33:57,480 Takes one to know one. 566 00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:00,800 I was younger than you. 567 00:34:01,031 --> 00:34:02,451 Nothing too terrible. 568 00:34:02,977 --> 00:34:06,292 But I shouldn't like it to get into the popular press, Mr. Book. 569 00:34:07,906 --> 00:34:09,200 I should think not. 570 00:34:12,076 --> 00:34:13,299 Where'd they get you for? 571 00:34:13,424 --> 00:34:15,556 - I went for a drive. - Where? 572 00:34:15,682 --> 00:34:17,685 To a Furrier's window in Mayfair. 573 00:34:18,068 --> 00:34:21,160 - You? - Went to the bank to make a withdrawal. 574 00:34:21,706 --> 00:34:23,220 You have a stocking over your face? 575 00:34:23,346 --> 00:34:24,944 Yeah. My mother's. 576 00:34:26,965 --> 00:34:28,560 I'm a Bermondsey boy, Jack. 577 00:34:28,686 --> 00:34:30,465 Rough as a sailor's arse. 578 00:34:31,251 --> 00:34:32,840 Despite all of this. 579 00:34:35,785 --> 00:34:38,514 Do you think it could have something to do with that? The prison? 580 00:34:38,640 --> 00:34:41,558 Well, as you've indicated, it's a wide field. 581 00:34:42,105 --> 00:34:46,021 Tell you what, why don't you take on young Jack here as your new factotum? 582 00:34:46,480 --> 00:34:48,977 No harm in having a strapping young fellow like him hanging around, 583 00:34:49,103 --> 00:34:50,840 and you are looking for a new assistant. 584 00:34:50,965 --> 00:34:53,699 Yeah, well, I can't. I've already got a job at the bookshop. 585 00:34:53,825 --> 00:34:55,540 Well, I'm sure I can spare you for a few days, 586 00:34:55,665 --> 00:34:57,896 and you know how Nora loves to help out. 587 00:34:58,022 --> 00:35:00,413 - Well... - Splendid. Yes, this is a good idea. 588 00:35:00,539 --> 00:35:03,080 You know, Mr. Book, you should all come to Ladyhurst. 589 00:35:03,537 --> 00:35:07,360 Help us get the details right, and, er, keep an eye on things. 590 00:35:07,588 --> 00:35:10,000 We'll be delighted. Thank you for these. 591 00:35:10,578 --> 00:35:12,044 I'm the film star. 592 00:35:15,277 --> 00:35:16,805 You all right? 593 00:35:17,385 --> 00:35:18,805 Yeah. 594 00:35:19,585 --> 00:35:21,007 Why wouldn't I be? 595 00:35:21,768 --> 00:35:23,343 I'll leave you to it, then. 596 00:35:23,571 --> 00:35:25,860 Let me know if anything interesting turns up. 597 00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:29,587 Oh, and be careful. There is a killer on the loose. 598 00:35:31,325 --> 00:35:33,364 - Good night. - Good night. 599 00:35:34,245 --> 00:35:36,543 Yes, sir. What's your poison? 600 00:35:51,011 --> 00:35:53,608 The Varsity Sporting Review. 601 00:35:56,618 --> 00:35:58,129 There you are. 602 00:36:28,805 --> 00:36:30,400 What's this? 603 00:36:31,425 --> 00:36:32,480 Come on. 604 00:36:32,606 --> 00:36:35,037 It's usually around now that you deign to share. 605 00:36:38,068 --> 00:36:39,320 Three things, then. 606 00:36:39,784 --> 00:36:42,874 Who would benefit from Lovelorn in London collapsing? 607 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:45,253 What was missing from that box of chocolates? 608 00:36:45,379 --> 00:36:47,214 It was lying there with all the other fan mail. 609 00:36:47,340 --> 00:36:48,487 But no envelope. 610 00:36:48,613 --> 00:36:49,933 Top of the class, Mrs. Book. 611 00:36:50,059 --> 00:36:53,470 So, unless the envelope was disposed of... 612 00:36:53,596 --> 00:36:55,551 The chocolates didn't arrive by post. 613 00:36:55,677 --> 00:36:57,888 So anyone on the film set could have put it there. 614 00:36:58,014 --> 00:36:59,010 Precisely. 615 00:36:59,135 --> 00:37:02,372 And finally, the chocolate method, haphazard though it was, 616 00:37:02,497 --> 00:37:04,200 has been tried and failed. 617 00:37:04,326 --> 00:37:07,120 - Which means whoever's behind this... - Is going to try again. 618 00:37:07,592 --> 00:37:09,236 What are you going to do? 619 00:37:09,638 --> 00:37:11,949 We're invited to the film studios tomorrow. 620 00:37:12,075 --> 00:37:15,480 And Jack has a new job. As Stuart Howard's stand-in. 621 00:37:16,970 --> 00:37:18,760 When are we going to tell him? 622 00:37:20,861 --> 00:37:22,281 Not yet. 623 00:37:23,774 --> 00:37:25,240 Shall I read? 624 00:37:26,041 --> 00:37:29,929 Well, I know how you enjoy it, so I'll humour you. 625 00:37:30,055 --> 00:37:31,475 Punch up then. 626 00:37:36,219 --> 00:37:37,829 Oh, there it is. 627 00:37:40,021 --> 00:37:45,145 Been fretting about that since we moved my stuff to accommodate the stars. 628 00:37:45,271 --> 00:37:49,807 Then fret not, dear. And recall our soul unpacked. 629 00:37:56,249 --> 00:37:58,798 The Cave of Fancy, eh? 630 00:37:59,945 --> 00:38:02,837 I've seen some dives in my time for this. 631 00:38:03,378 --> 00:38:04,798 So dirty. 632 00:38:05,624 --> 00:38:07,162 So shady. 633 00:38:07,931 --> 00:38:12,083 The pansies in my garden abhor the shade. 634 00:38:14,540 --> 00:38:16,751 Right, sir. 635 00:38:17,784 --> 00:38:20,123 It is sir, is it? 636 00:38:20,829 --> 00:38:23,034 Let's find you on my list. 637 00:38:23,231 --> 00:38:25,587 Name. Occupation. 638 00:38:26,777 --> 00:38:28,040 Marital status. 639 00:38:28,700 --> 00:38:30,066 Engaged. 640 00:38:31,391 --> 00:38:32,726 Who are you? 641 00:38:32,852 --> 00:38:36,262 Medical officer Strotford Perry. Trotty to my friends. 642 00:38:36,388 --> 00:38:39,643 Late of the Garibaldi Brigade, and I don't mean the biscuits. 643 00:38:40,071 --> 00:38:41,419 I can pull out shrapnel. 644 00:38:41,545 --> 00:38:43,582 I can strip it to Shanker in under two seconds, 645 00:38:43,708 --> 00:38:45,360 And I once took a bullet south of the Ebro, 646 00:38:45,485 --> 00:38:47,440 which I wouldn't recommend even to you, Sergeant. 647 00:38:47,566 --> 00:38:49,880 And I never, ever leave a man behind. 648 00:38:50,985 --> 00:38:52,429 He's sitting there. 649 00:38:52,605 --> 00:38:54,360 And I'm getting married to him next Saturday, 650 00:38:54,485 --> 00:38:57,207 and the Chief Constable's daughter is one of our bridesmaids. 651 00:38:57,333 --> 00:39:01,060 So if I were you, I'd just admit the error right away, 652 00:39:01,185 --> 00:39:03,760 and cross him off your list. What say you? 653 00:39:09,715 --> 00:39:10,976 Trotty. 654 00:39:11,542 --> 00:39:13,303 Saturday all right for you? 655 00:39:13,429 --> 00:39:14,920 Forecast is good. 656 00:39:15,575 --> 00:39:17,217 Quite all right, Trotty. 657 00:39:21,831 --> 00:39:23,400 Kiss me. 658 00:39:28,685 --> 00:39:30,712 Where would I be without you? 659 00:39:32,825 --> 00:39:35,400 I think we both know the answer to that, my love. 660 00:39:40,025 --> 00:39:41,344 Anyway. 661 00:39:41,938 --> 00:39:44,086 You were going to read. 662 00:39:44,678 --> 00:39:45,942 Of course. 663 00:40:11,646 --> 00:40:13,200 She's noticed you. 664 00:40:14,095 --> 00:40:16,818 Yeah, they always notice me. Girls. 665 00:40:17,541 --> 00:40:18,812 Doesn't mean anything. 666 00:40:19,340 --> 00:40:21,440 It's like when kids point to a dog on the street and say, 667 00:40:21,566 --> 00:40:22,577 dog. 668 00:40:22,703 --> 00:40:24,330 Yeah, what are you getting married soon, sir? 669 00:40:24,455 --> 00:40:26,430 I may have seen it in a column by Lorena Bean, 670 00:40:26,555 --> 00:40:28,199 but let me tell you something, Jack. 671 00:40:28,714 --> 00:40:30,800 I've never gone down on one knee to anyone. 672 00:40:31,401 --> 00:40:34,268 Sandra, what the question ended, see? I can imagine that. 673 00:40:34,394 --> 00:40:36,749 Most of the questions are from a business manager. 674 00:40:41,155 --> 00:40:43,743 So you've got an arrangement then? 675 00:40:44,026 --> 00:40:47,261 I shouldn't drink so much, should I? Yes, an arrangement. 676 00:40:47,675 --> 00:40:49,090 We all have those, don't we? 677 00:40:49,215 --> 00:40:50,511 You have one with Book. 678 00:40:50,637 --> 00:40:53,470 Book has one with Mrs. Book if we're talking about unusual marriages. 679 00:40:53,595 --> 00:40:55,880 Why do you say Book's marriage is unusual? 680 00:40:57,895 --> 00:40:59,920 You're like him. Book. 681 00:41:00,255 --> 00:41:02,265 - How? - Because you read. 682 00:41:02,516 --> 00:41:04,247 So go on. Read me. 683 00:41:07,647 --> 00:41:09,611 Well, erm... 684 00:41:12,075 --> 00:41:15,949 You keep coming here because you think this is the sort of place that film stars go. 685 00:41:16,075 --> 00:41:17,560 But here's the thing. 686 00:41:17,686 --> 00:41:19,328 You don't like it here. 687 00:41:19,774 --> 00:41:21,069 You hate it. 688 00:41:21,195 --> 00:41:23,167 And you hate that drink too. 689 00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:25,702 Like a pudding from the war. 690 00:41:26,145 --> 00:41:29,068 So you're thinking, how can I be the chap I was? 691 00:41:29,395 --> 00:41:32,370 You know, before I knew that the camera loved me. 692 00:41:32,655 --> 00:41:34,010 Which is a terrible thing to know. 693 00:41:34,135 --> 00:41:35,760 It's not all this cracked up to be, can you believe that? 694 00:41:35,886 --> 00:41:37,722 Yeah, I wouldn't mind a bit of it. 695 00:41:37,848 --> 00:41:39,770 Careful what you wish for, son. 696 00:41:39,895 --> 00:41:42,600 Got someone sending me poison in the post, remember? 697 00:41:44,595 --> 00:41:46,925 I was a bit stuck when I met Sandra. 698 00:41:47,318 --> 00:41:48,910 Typecast. 699 00:41:49,035 --> 00:41:51,710 Not officer material, they said. 700 00:41:51,868 --> 00:41:53,554 It was a problem, kid. 701 00:41:53,855 --> 00:41:56,114 Sandra changed that. Pulled strings. 702 00:41:56,240 --> 00:41:57,714 Whispered in ears. 703 00:41:57,840 --> 00:41:59,890 Producers started casting us as lovers. 704 00:42:00,015 --> 00:42:01,970 We were lovers by then, of course. 705 00:42:02,095 --> 00:42:03,515 Do you love her now? 706 00:42:04,640 --> 00:42:06,940 Well, I don't hate her. 707 00:42:10,065 --> 00:42:12,224 - You won't be your own man. - Of course I do. 708 00:42:12,350 --> 00:42:13,600 But it's impossible, isn't it? 709 00:42:13,725 --> 00:42:16,429 We're a pair. Like Hope and Crosby. 710 00:42:16,555 --> 00:42:18,440 Fred and Ginger. Garbo and Gilbert. 711 00:42:18,566 --> 00:42:20,822 - Yeah, except he left, didn't he? - What? 712 00:42:20,948 --> 00:42:24,400 John Gilbert. Didn't survive when the torpies came. 713 00:42:25,391 --> 00:42:26,611 Yeah. 714 00:42:27,191 --> 00:42:30,225 So it's all an act then. You and her. 715 00:42:30,351 --> 00:42:32,634 - Golden couple. - All an act. 716 00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:35,880 As much an artifice as Stuart Howard himself. 717 00:42:38,045 --> 00:42:40,920 Film is for dreamers, you see, Jack. 718 00:42:41,196 --> 00:42:43,001 When you sit there in the dark, 719 00:42:43,127 --> 00:42:45,474 there has to be space for you up there. 720 00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:46,891 In that kiss. 721 00:42:47,565 --> 00:42:49,647 Those scenes in the moonlight. 722 00:42:50,065 --> 00:42:51,920 Standing by the rail of a ship. 723 00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:53,862 I just read in the fan mags 724 00:42:53,988 --> 00:42:56,369 that the screen lovers have broken off the engagement. 725 00:42:56,495 --> 00:42:58,566 Can't stand to be in a room together. 726 00:43:00,138 --> 00:43:02,550 And there's no space to dream. 727 00:44:45,468 --> 00:44:48,163 Scene 49, take eight. 728 00:44:48,901 --> 00:44:50,296 And... 729 00:44:51,032 --> 00:44:52,240 Action. 730 00:44:52,408 --> 00:44:56,843 It was then I knew we had fallen in love from the pages of a book. 731 00:44:57,320 --> 00:45:01,697 But was that love strong enough to thrive out in the teeming world? 732 00:45:01,823 --> 00:45:06,480 Can we try it again without him reading in? I can do it in time. 733 00:45:07,328 --> 00:45:09,589 Yes, of course. Reset. 734 00:45:12,445 --> 00:45:14,555 Still rolling, Sandra. 735 00:45:15,030 --> 00:45:16,242 And... 736 00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:18,219 Action. 737 00:45:27,104 --> 00:45:30,757 I don't know. I'm so sorry, Jessie. 738 00:45:30,883 --> 00:45:34,425 Can I beg ten minutes? Siggy will sort me out. 739 00:45:34,551 --> 00:45:36,736 Cut it there. Cutting it there. 740 00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:41,854 Ten minutes off. Back at five. 741 00:45:44,471 --> 00:45:45,935 - Is that coffee, sir? - No. 742 00:45:46,061 --> 00:45:47,350 Thank you. 743 00:47:25,825 --> 00:47:28,320 Eric Percival Banks. She's... 744 00:47:28,824 --> 00:47:30,840 She's been married before. 745 00:47:50,605 --> 00:47:52,025 Good morning. 746 00:47:53,661 --> 00:47:55,870 - You're up early. - Oh, I... 747 00:47:56,299 --> 00:47:58,292 I thought you might want a tea. 748 00:48:19,791 --> 00:48:21,211 Hey, kid. 749 00:48:21,337 --> 00:48:22,880 Do you want to be in pictures? 750 00:48:27,225 --> 00:48:29,638 Your name's not on the list. Who are you? 751 00:48:30,130 --> 00:48:32,840 We're antiquarian booksellers. Isn't it obvious? 752 00:48:32,965 --> 00:48:35,458 And I know we're being extra vigilant, Jerry Love, but... 753 00:48:35,584 --> 00:48:36,880 They're with me. 754 00:48:38,345 --> 00:48:39,765 All right. 755 00:49:07,681 --> 00:49:10,966 - What's this? - The address of Barbara Markham's parents. 756 00:49:12,885 --> 00:49:16,168 - I'll go visit them. - No, no. There's the inquest first. 757 00:49:16,645 --> 00:49:19,680 - Let's write them a kind letter. - I will. 758 00:49:20,765 --> 00:49:22,185 Thanks, Book. 759 00:49:23,117 --> 00:49:26,355 You boys in for the biggest surprise of your lives. 760 00:49:29,191 --> 00:49:30,611 Keep going. 761 00:49:31,365 --> 00:49:32,818 Better this way. 762 00:49:33,238 --> 00:49:34,726 More dramatic. 763 00:49:36,104 --> 00:49:38,940 Geordie. Can we get some lights on, please? 764 00:49:39,083 --> 00:49:40,503 Yes. 765 00:49:46,845 --> 00:49:48,265 Amazing. 766 00:49:49,318 --> 00:49:50,820 It's absurd. 767 00:49:51,471 --> 00:49:52,891 Ridiculous. 768 00:49:53,605 --> 00:49:56,400 Bizarre exaggeration of reality. 769 00:49:57,081 --> 00:49:58,480 It is wonderful. 770 00:49:59,760 --> 00:50:02,878 What a thrillingly peculiar life you lead, Mr. Howard. 771 00:50:03,004 --> 00:50:04,888 It's an imitation of life. 772 00:50:05,568 --> 00:50:07,068 Dog's blanket. 773 00:50:07,641 --> 00:50:09,200 But no dog. 774 00:50:09,828 --> 00:50:11,880 - Is dog cast yet? - Yeah. 775 00:50:12,076 --> 00:50:15,319 No, she's not much cop. No screen presence. 776 00:50:15,445 --> 00:50:16,760 Think of a good replacement? 777 00:50:18,005 --> 00:50:20,120 Yeah. I can. 778 00:50:24,758 --> 00:50:26,466 Cans of cash. 779 00:50:26,717 --> 00:50:29,120 Your Tony's a better bookseller than I am. 780 00:50:30,178 --> 00:50:31,598 It's fake. 781 00:50:32,085 --> 00:50:33,617 Like everything in here. 782 00:50:34,541 --> 00:50:37,461 Well, I'm glad you had a chance to look before the hordes arrived. 783 00:50:37,587 --> 00:50:40,043 Let's get some breakfast. Canteen's in the next block. 784 00:50:40,411 --> 00:50:42,009 Hang on, McDuff. 785 00:50:49,663 --> 00:50:51,525 It's just past the dressing rooms. 786 00:50:52,485 --> 00:50:55,119 - Do you know what you're doing next, or... - Another Robin Hood remake. 787 00:50:55,245 --> 00:50:56,953 I mean, I've got the pins for it. 788 00:50:57,382 --> 00:50:59,088 - Oh, my God. - What? 789 00:51:06,525 --> 00:51:08,123 It's one of the extras. 790 00:51:18,483 --> 00:51:19,902 No. 791 00:51:20,975 --> 00:51:22,682 I think not. 792 00:51:25,385 --> 00:51:26,876 It's Nurina Bean. 793 00:51:37,539 --> 00:51:39,979 The girl with the poison pen. 794 00:51:45,721 --> 00:51:50,321 Sync and corrections: minouhse www.addic7ed.com